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Fancy supporting the website, and a local business? I'm working with a local printer to bring the following items to life! Other colours and garments may be available on request, just ask.
Prints are done in batches for cost management. Images are for demonstration only, actual final product design may vary slightly in colour/shape.
T-Shirts
100% Cotton, XS - 6XL.
£15 + shipping (£5-10 depending on UK/EU, import duties not included). The order form is below.Keep calm & adb bugreport
#If you support Android day-to-day, you no doubt know this feeling all too well. Set the appropriate expectations when you show up at a desk or on a video call with this shirt.
My other device is fully managed
#The daily's just for testing. Don't ask about Magisk.
My other device? Fully locked down, zero control, just how I(T) like it.
Zero-touch
#An ode to the tired & weary device staging professionals once promised zero-touch will make this so much faster.
We know it's anything but zero-touch.
Policy-enforced minimalism
#We use these devices for work.
Camera? Nah.
Social media? No chance.
The apps needed to do the job? Also possibly inadvertently disabled until someone tells IT.
We own LEAVE_ALL_SYSTEM_APPS_ENABLED: false.
Work (profile)/life balance
#Android's work profile offers an experience as close to running two different devices as is achievable without.. well.. two devices.
But if you never turn the work profile off, it defeats the purpose.
Let this shirt remind you and those around you: clock off and enjoy your day.
This human was reported lost
#An adaptation of Android's lost mode. You'll never stray too far with this on.
Release notes save lives
#They really do.
Fancy one? Go on then.
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